Dinah's Dreams Newsletter
December 2008
Holiday Gift Giving Ideas
Here are some holiday gift giving ideas for your friend's and family's astrological sun-signs. Have a happy holiday!
Aries
Red leather undies, exotic contacts or a gym membership. Dangerous things like firecrackers, guns, knives, or swords. Hero and villain books. Any emergency equipment - fire extinguisher, flares or a super flashlite.
Taurus
Money, food, wine, comfortable furniture. A bear rug to snuggle up on in front of a fire. Music, art, symbolic jewelry or a tasteful orgy. What they really want is someone to listen to them as well as they listen to everyone else.
Gemini
Comedy club tickets, new electronic gadgets, trivia games and books. A safe to keep their goodies in. Dominatrix equipment like lacy undies, paddles, or glow in the dark massagers.
Nostalgic collectables to remind them of their childhood. Sentimental family dinners with plenty of food and reminiscing. Antiques, pots and pans, stuffed animals and home decorating items.
Cancer
Virgo
Even if you get a good gift they will say you spent too much. Work or bath related products. Herbs, purses with lots of pockets, bumper stickers, a cappaccino maker. A formal apology, fur-lined handcuffs and a spanking!
Leo
Invitations to big parties. Cool uniforms and classy costumes. Enviable jewelry, mirrors and professional photography. Massage oils, silky boxers and wonder bras. Make sure the wrap is spectacular.
Sagittarius
Music, munchies and a spur-of-the-moment trip. Camping or sports equipment. Talk show make-over. Liquor and party games. Comedy movies and a lover with an accent.
Libra
Flowers, candles and a good tickling! Designer clothes or furniture. Coffee table books, art, edible undies and chivalry. A castle would be nice too.
Spy equipment like a hidden camera, a pen-gun or a lie detector. Medical stuff like a stethoscope, thermometer or restraints. Loaded dice, tools and a powerful air-conditioner.
Capricorn
Calendars, diaries and blow-up dolls. Get ahead books, tamper proof locks and high tech equipment. Bingo cards, lottery tickets and the all important, MONEY!!!
Scorpio
Aquarius
Diamonds, candles, magnets and exotic knick-knacks. Cell phones, i-pods, remotes or kaleidoscopes. A compass or decoder ring or best of all send them on a scavenger hunt. LOTS of sex toys too!
Pisces
A good luck charm, tie-dye shirts or glow-in-the-dark body paints. Weird pets like an iguana or parrot. Psychic tools, a bottle of Jack Daniels or a trip to a nudist colony.
